Stick It to The Man: Read Daddy Likey All Day!

Grumpy to be back at work after the holiday break? Want to stick it to the man by reading fashion blogs all day on company time? Then check out these Daddy Likey highlights from the late, great ‘07:

In the process of satirizing the extreme layering trend, I nearly suffocated:

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2008 Is So Hot Right Now

I hope everyone had a wonderful new year! I spent the evening at a mustache party with some of my favorite people in the world.

As for my required facial hair, I decided to go with the classic trucker/Morgan Spurlock:

Surprisingly flattering, non?
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Five Men’s Fashion First Impressions (With Apologies to Guinea Pigs and Rats and the Readers Who Love Them)

What better way to ring in the last day of the year (a day not often rung in, but let’s go with it) than with the triumphant return of the Five Men?

And what better way to ring in the triumphant return of the Five Men (once you start ringing things in, it can be tough to stop) than with this terrifying, $300 lamb-fur satchel, first discussed by Ambika in this spot-on analysis?

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Merry Christmas to all my stunningly gorgeous and intimidatingly intelligent readers!

If I were a long suffering orphan and my life were an ABC Family holiday movie, Kirk Cameron would show up at my orphanage in a Santa suit and say, “What is your Christmas wish, little girl?” and I’d say, “A shopping spree at Nordstrom with all my readers!” and he would drive me there in a sleigh to meet all of you and he would probably try to talk about Left Behind and I’d be like, “Kirk, seriously, let it go,” and then he’d get offended and the
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ATTENTION SAUCY BRITS

Is “Saucy Brits” an OK thing to say? That’s not a derogatory term, is it? I think I heard it in a Hugh Grant movie once, but now that I’ve put it up there in blaring capital letters, I’m worried that it might be the equivalent of Susie Bubble titling a post “ATTENTION FAT, LAZY AMERICANS,” which of course she would never do (unless maaaayybe a fat, lazy American did something really horrible, like sat on her cat, but I’m not even sure that she has a cat and good god this sentence is getting out of hand), but you get the idea?
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An Imagined Conversation Between Myself and This Extremely Grumpy Mike & Chris Model

Me: So…that’s a really nice jacket.
Model: I guess.
Me: That’s a Mike & Chris, right?
Model: Yeah.
Me: Oh my gosh I’m so jealous! Are you, like, in heaven right now?
Model: No.
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My Extremely Modest Eighteen-Year-Old Brother Takes a Shower

My much-requested guest blogger sibling is back with a brutally honest (and always humble) account of his latest shower. In the words of Dog the Bounty Hunter: take it away, Brah:

The sweat soaked
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The NSA Didn’t Want Me to Blog Yesterday

My internet and cell phone service were on the fritz yesterday. I’m tempted to attribute this to the phone conversation I had with my brother on Monday, in which we spent approximately 30 minutes dissing Verizon for offenses ranging from horrific customer service (oh boy do I have stories…) to, oh, I don’t know, EGREGIOUS INVASIONS OF PRIVACY.

I’m going into the store to yell at them today. Let’s hope they don’t send me through their
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Luckily There Were No IEDs

Quote from one of my brothers upon entering a crowded, messy Ross store at the height of the holiday shopping season:

“Jesus Christ, this is like a market in Baghdad.”

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Self-Actualization


Hmm…why aren’t I updating the blog this weekend? Let’s see…what could it be? Oh yeah! I’M IN VEGAS FOR THE SPICE GIRLS CONCERT! Be back Monday afternoon with tons of pics and a full rundown, that is, unless I transcend into nothingness. But that would be cool too.
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My Dog Theo Models the Power of a Flattering Haircut

Before:

After:
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Autobiography of a Belly

In a departure from our regularly scheduled programming, I wanted to do a little show and tell of one of the pieces I’ve been working on for my memoir class this term (and the reason I’ve been so distracted this past week). Autobiography of a Belly started out as an assignment to emulate the style of Lucy Grealy’s book Autobiography of a Face (hence the title), and grew into something that’s
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You Guys Crack Me Up

I’m in the midst of a particularly rough finals week (hence the lack of regular posting and the occurrence of the outfit described below), and I have to say that your hilarious comments about said outfit have totally buoyed me up in my darkest times of academic despair. You’re all mega rad.

As for the impassioned cries for photo documentation of my leggings and Uggs: I love you guys more than, like, air, but…no.

Here, let
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In Which I Kill My Credibility

I wore leggings yesterday. As pants. With my purple Ugg boots. And I went out in public. And I liked it.

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I’m Always Gettin’ Booty Calls

Hey Winona!!
Good to see you, er…umm…that is write to you…..I really enjoy reading your blog….as you probably know ( who wouldn’t enjoy it?). Since you are doing the coat post, I wanted to see if you could help me with another problem…winteresque in nature…I absolutely heart these boots….LOVE THEM>>>

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